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Vampire questions from @SookieBonTemps & @WrenFields

@SookieBonTemps & @WrenFields

 

Dear @TaraMaeThornton: I'm datin' this fella, and he's real nice. But because of his, uh, "disease," we can never have breakfast together. He's real sweet, and we spend nights together hangin' out, but is it wrong to want to wake up with someone?

From @SookieBonTemps

 

Dear @SookieBonTemps,

I’d tell you not to date a vampire. Cause ya know how I feel ‘bout that. But my guess is y’ain’t gunna listen to me on that front. But I will say, datin’ a vampire is bad news. Unless you have “Anna Paquin Syndrome,” in which case, go ahead and keep datin’ the little blood sucker.

 

But back to the original question, “Is it wrong to want to wake up with someone.” The answer is no. But if you’re gunna keep datin’ that vampire you might wanna become nocturnal. Sleep durin’ the day, stay up at night, thus solvin’ your problem… you’d wake up with him every night.

 

-Tara “Miss I-have-no-fuckin’-manners”

 

 

 

Dear @TaraMaeThornton: I have a job that requires long hours and possibly becoming a snack. I definitely need a raise. Got tips on how to ask my boss for a raise without becoming vamp food? Thanks! - Vampire PA in Sin City

 

Dear Vampire PA,

Fairy shots. Plain and fuckin’ simple. Give your boss fairy shots, maybe a knock off pair of Jimmy Choos and… maybe you should ask her right before dawn. So that way if she start runnin’ after ya you can run outside. Or if all else fails wear a garlic necklace.

Tara

*grumbles* I hate stupid people.

Q: Are you there Tara? It’s me Margaret.

A: Bitch, I can tell already that this is a question for Judy Blume.

 

Q. What’s the meaning of life?

A. The meanin’ of life is for you to leave me the hell alone and stop askin’ stupid ass questions.

 

Q: Dear Tara,

Is your hair natural? Or is it a weave?

Sincerely,

Ima Racist in Kentucky

 

A: Dear Ima,

Here’s a question for you. What fuckin’ part of that question seems okay to ask a person? Really?

Sincerely,

Bitch I will cut you in Louisiana… I mean, Tara.

 

Q: What’s your telephone number? I want to call you up.

A: 1800stupidpeopleblow

Reply to @mimasmama. What attracted me to Tara?

Out of Character:

@mimasmama: (ooc) what attracts u to this character?

 

What attracts me to Tara? She’s not afraid to say what’s on her mind and if Tara doesn’t like you she’ll let you know. But at the same time she seems to always have some inner crisis going on.  I said it once so I’ll say it again. Tara is a lot like Shrek (and not in the she's-a-big-green-ogre kind of way) but in the she’s-like-an-onion kind of way.  Onions have lots of layers and so does Tara. That’s why I like her. She’s not a one trick pony.

 

Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

Ask @TaraMaeThornton...

I wanna start off by sayin' thank you to everyone for the feedback and compliments. Y'all rock, seriously.
 
Now that I've got some ideas floatin' around in the clusterfuck that is my mind... I think I MIGHT just be able to do this. :)
 
I think what I'm goin' to do today is let y'all ask me questions. Whether this be questions to Tara or to the person behind @TaraMaeThornton. I'll answer just about anything. Just lemme know if you want an IC or OOC (in character or out of character) reply!
 
Oh, and fyi, there is no such thing as a stupid question - only stupid answers (so y'all are safe, I've got the answers part so I'll be the stupid one ;P)
 
Lastly, I'd like to remind everyone that:
Tonight is True Blood on Twitter Thursday. Details: http://tinyurl.com/nckuvq and http://tinyurl.com/mg9yhd
The TB on Twitter Thursdays we've had so far have been absolutely hilarious and y'all in for a treat!


--
Tara Mae.

I need ideas! Help!

Hey y'all. I'd love to start writin' in my blog a bit more like @SookieBonTemps, @JessicaHamby, and @HoytFortenberry but I have no idea what y'all wanna hear about! I'm not as good of a writer as my friends, but I'd like to take a whack at it!
 
I'd hate to try and write a blog and it not even interest y'all. :) So gimme ideas. Any idea ya have. In character posts, out of character posts. Whatever!
 
So, what do YOU want to hear about: I'm here tweeting because of you guys!
 
Thanks!

OOC: I'll be back. :)

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to write a quick little blog... The past few weeks have been really busy for me which explains my lack'o'tweets recently. But the next few weeks are going to be even busier. I'm getting ready to move, go on vacation, so on and so forth. Once I move into my new place I probably won't have the Internet for a few weeks. Which means I probably won't be tweeting for awhile.

I'll try and poke in every once in awhile from my phone to see what's up.

I just wanted to tell you all so that you don't think that Tara was kidnapped by the FoTS, killed and dropped into the conveniently placed well in the back of Merlottes, or whatever. Just think of it as Tara's going on a much needed... couple week vacation. :) I fully intend on coming back. (If I didn't I'd miss y'all too damn much, LOL!)

So, while I'm gone.. please don't kill each other or burn anything down. ;)

Love y'all!
-- Tara Mae.

For Sam

Sam,

Just wanted to say thank you for lettin' me stay at your place last night. It meant a lot. I wanted to thank you in person but you didn't stop by before... you couldn't.

I'm sorry about what happened - and I know you're probably sick and tired of me apologizin', but I am. I don't know how else to say it but, I'm sorry.

Tara